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  • 1.  Fun Post: Celebrate Haiku Poetry Day!

    Posted 04-17-2025 14:16
    Edited by Jill Capello 04-18-2025 08:37

    In honor of Haiku Poetry Day, I asked ChatGPT to write a haiku about an association of analytic professionals. Here's what it came up with:

    Dashboards glow with light,
    curious minds seek the truth-
    data drives the way.

    Anyone else want to give it a try?



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    Jill Capello
    Membership Associate
    INFORMS
    Catonsville MD
    jcapello@informs.org
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  • 2.  RE: Fun Post: Celebrate Haiku Poetry Day!

    Posted 04-18-2025 01:53

    Haiku on Operations Research

    Optimal paths found,
    Data guides decisions clear,
    Efficiency blooms.



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    Andrew Acosta
    Data Scientist
    Milesius Capital Resources LLC
    Chicago IL
    andrew@acm.org
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  • 3.  RE: Fun Post: Celebrate Haiku Poetry Day!

    Posted 04-18-2025 03:12
    Edited by Thomas Koundakjian 04-18-2025 12:09

    Need to optimize
    The constraints are linear
    use simplex method


    Written by TK and not AI...
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    Thomas Koundakjian
    Reno NV
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  • 4.  RE: Fun Post: Celebrate Haiku Poetry Day!

    Posted 04-18-2025 09:58

    From Google Gemini, about operations research professionals

    Data finds the way,
    Optimizing paths unseen,
    Efficiency blooms.



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    -Irv Lustig
    Optimization Principal
    Princeton Consultants
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  • 5.  RE: Fun Post: Celebrate Haiku Poetry Day!

    Posted 04-18-2025 10:18

    That looks fun Jill and neat idea to get ChatGPT involved!

    Here is another ChatGPT-40 Haiku response with a theme of data and analytics, and some humour applied:

    Spreadsheet overload-
    pivot table summoned twice,
    Excel starts to smoke.



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    David Plumstead
    Manager of Planning, Outcomes & Analytics
    Plumstead Analytics
    North Bay ON
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  • 6.  RE: Fun Post: Celebrate Haiku Poetry Day!

    Posted 04-19-2025 08:49
    Edited by Gerhard-Wilhelm Weber 04-19-2025 08:50
    In honor of Haiku Poetry Day and of dear Jill, 
     
    with many thanks for another fresh input,
     
    a haiku with five - seven - five syllables: 
     
     
    Good to cut the vague,
    thus to know what is at stake, 
    then to tell our take.  
     
    by Willi, not AI,
     
    Happy Easter mini vacation.



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    Gerhard-Wilhelm Weber
    Professor
    Poznan University of Technology
    Poznan
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