INFORMS Open Forum

In honor of Haiku Poetry Day, I asked ChatGPT to write a haiku about an association of analytic professionals. Here's what it came up with:

Dashboards glow with light,
curious minds seek the truth-
data drives the way.

Anyone else want to give it a try?

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Jill Capello
Membership Associate
INFORMS
Catonsville MD
jcapello@informs.org
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Haiku on Operations Research

Optimal paths found,
Data guides decisions clear,
Efficiency blooms.

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Andrew Acosta
Data Scientist
Milesius Capital Resources LLC
Chicago IL
andrew@acm.org
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Need to optimize
The constraints are linear
use simplex method

Written by TK and not AI...
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Thomas Koundakjian
Reno NV
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From Google Gemini, about operations research professionals

Data finds the way,
Optimizing paths unseen,
Efficiency blooms.

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-Irv Lustig
Optimization Principal
Princeton Consultants
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That looks fun Jill and neat idea to get ChatGPT involved!

Here is another ChatGPT-40 Haiku response with a theme of data and analytics, and some humour applied:

Spreadsheet overload-
pivot table summoned twice,
Excel starts to smoke.

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David Plumstead
Manager of Planning, Outcomes & Analytics
Plumstead Analytics
North Bay ON
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Gerhard-Wilhelm Weber
Professor
Poznan University of Technology
Poznan
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