Near my house, at the intersection of Hades St. and Styx Ave, is the world's worst parking lot.
Nothing makes me more conflicted than parking lots. As an individual, I loathe - no - despise them, because they bring out all of the worst sorts of behavior in humanity; stalking, hoarding, scarcity mentality, non-standard objective functions... and this is what makes me conflicted, because as an analyst, nothing is more interesting to me than parking lots!
The world's worst parking lot works like this... {To be completed in next month's 5 Minute Analyst}
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Harrison Schramm
Commander
Navy Headquarters Staff
Arlington VA
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